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  MP3: South Park-Mephesto and Kevin
Interpret: South Park
Skladba: Mephesto and Kevin
Album: Chef Aid
Rok: 1998
Žánr: Soundtrack

Délka skladby: 00:05:10
Velikost souboru: 4.84 Mb
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  Text skladby: South Park-Mephesto and Kevin
In 1986 the University of California Davis saw two of its all time brightest stars, Dr Alphonse Mephesto and Dr Arnie Absucrepin. Dr Mephesto worked hard towards his theasis, his goal was to genetically duplicate the DNA structure of an asparagus, so that all asparagus' would grow to the same girth and length, giving asparagus a much more pleasant presentation in the world's supermarket vegetable bin. D Absucrepin's goal was to genetically create the greatest musical entertainer the world had ever seen. Doctor Absucrepin knew that if he could assemble the right elements he could theoretically build the DNA structure that would ensure his creation had talent far surpassing the average the average individual. At the time one subject of urban myth was the story that Michael Jackson, in an attempt to retain his youthful look and feminine vocal characteristics, had his testicles surgically removed thereby making him a modern day castrato. If such a rumor were true, Michael Jackson more that likely would have had some of his semen preserved before the surgery to ensure the future of his name and lineage. Word came back to Dr Absucrepin of a secret cold storage locker deep within the bowels of the UCLA research center, that not only contained 4 containers of frozen semen, but also held a pair of testicles, each was labeled with the name, 'Jack Michaelson'.

I once heard a noise..
in the night, the most sensual voice
A song of love from an angelic boy
Stuck in my head, and this is what he said..
'I am Gopher Boy, pondering reality,
I am Gopher Boy, Who will find my raspberries?'

This had to be the seed of the king of pop. Dr Absucrepin was able to use his charm and Chiseled Great features to woo a young lab technician by the name of Jennifer, who of course, just happened to have the proper access needed to obtain a small vial of the precious semen. The search for the egg was a short one, Dr Mephesto simply ran an ad in the classified section of an L.A. music magazine. The ad read, 'Wanted: Unfertilized human eggs for genetic experiment, donors must have musical background'. With a plethora of young, eager, wannabe musical starlets willing to sell their eggs, the two doctors after rigorous auditioning, picked and purchased. Doctor Absucrepin felt that it would be far less complicated legally if the fetus were brought to term in a the womb of a non-human. He had long since secured the services of the University Volleyball Mascot, a Llama by the name of 'Missy'. When the baby was ready, the child was removed via Cecarium. It was a healthy Baby Boy. He was Named Kevin.


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