It's a lie, oh my, it just ain't true

Fritz, Fritz, listen, Fritz
Don't tell me it's your key that fits
You say she's yours but I say well
I'm gonna get you down to hell

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh, so much

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please take care
'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz

'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits

Fritz, Fritz, shut up, Fritz
And just stop lovin' on the Ritz
And don't you think you're big and strong
Because of your love no ding-a-dong

Fritz, Fritz, watch out, Fritz
You better leave your wife and kids
You say she wants you but I say
You better move back home and pray

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh, so much

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please take care
'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz

'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits
Oh, Fritz

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz your key fits nicely
My body opens to your touch
So ring my bell and just entice me
I need your lovin', oh, so much

Hey, hey, hey, Fritz, I know I thrill you
But if you love me, please take care
'Cause if Max gets you he will kill you
You better watch out for him, Fritz

'Cause he's wild and, baby, when he aims he hits
Oh, Fritz, I know you love my tits

Oh, Fritz
Oh, Fritz, love my tits