The waitress said, "No, we only have it iced"
So we jumped up on the table and shouted anarchy
And someone played a Beach Boys song on the jukebox
It was 'California Dreamin', so we started screamin'
'On such a winter's day

She took me to her parents for a Sunday meal
And her father took one look at me and he began to squeal
Punk rock girl it makes no sense your dad is the Vice President
Rich as the Duke of Earl, yeah, you're for me punk rock girl

We went to a shopping mall and laughed at all the shoppers
And security guards trailed us to a record shop
We asked for Mojo Nixon they said, "He don't work here"
We said, "If you don't got Mojo Nixon then your store could use some fixin'"

We got into a car, away we started rollin'
I said, "How much you pay for this?" She said, "Nothing man, it's stolen"
Punk rock girl you look so wild, girl let's have a child
We'll name her Minnie Pearl, just you and me
Eating fudge banana swirl, just you and me
We'll travel 'round the world, just you and me, punk rock girl